Rassum frassum... darn jukebox!!!

[Firebird98]

Comin' right up....

[tyledras]

shoves Tom the Gigantic frozen Turkey down Wil's pants and covers her in freezing cold bottom of the line vodka

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namesake of a rascally tabby, courtesy of Eden
"Damn, tyle, I didn't know you contain atomic material."-Wiloe
"Fear death by water."
StP Peeps

[WiloeLeigh]

*would like to point out she's not wearing pants, but a skirt, so the turkey falls to the floor with a fleshy "thud"*

*looks down at her soaked clothing*

Wet bar....kinky.....

*wanders into the bathroom and places it under a hand-dryer to dry*

*walks back out in a bra and skirt and sits down at the bar, ignoring all the gawking stares*

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No matter what we have come through, or how many perils we have safely passed, or how imperfect and jagged our life has been, we cannot in our heart of hearts imagine how it could have been different. As we look back on it, it slips in behind us in orderly disarray, and, with all its mistakes, acquires a sort of eternal fitness, and even, at times, a poetic glamour.

-Randolph Silliman Bourne

[Firebird98]

*stares, drools, and commences to whopp tyle even harder*

[tyledras]

grins as wil realizes she's sat on Tom the Gigantic Frozen Turkey and it is now stuck to her ass.

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namesake of a rascally tabby, courtesy of Eden
"Damn, tyle, I didn't know you contain atomic material."-Wiloe
"Fear death by water."
StP Peeps

[tyledras]

wrong thread lame brain!
*uses Bird like an axe and busts up firewood for the fire inside with bird's head.*
thanks, that was rather useful

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namesake of a rascally tabby, courtesy of Eden
"Damn, tyle, I didn't know you contain atomic material."-Wiloe
"Fear death by water."
StP Peeps

[WiloeLeigh]

*with the heat radiating from her *hot* ass, Tom the Frozen Turkey defrosts*

*Wil slips behind the bar and into the kitchen, heats up the oven, and dresses and stuffs the turkey*

*puts turkey in oven and bakes at 450 degrees until golden brown*

*takes turkey out, places him on a decorated platter, and carries him out to the bar for everyone's culinary enjoyment*

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No matter what we have come through, or how many perils we have safely passed, or how imperfect and jagged our life has been, we cannot in our heart of hearts imagine how it could have been different. As we look back on it, it slips in behind us in orderly disarray, and, with all its mistakes, acquires a sort of eternal fitness, and even, at times, a poetic glamour.

-Randolph Silliman Bourne

[Firebird98]

Note, this bar does not serve bottom of the line Vodka, or anything else. We do condone nudity, in fact we encourage it.

Thank you
Management

[Ski]

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!!!!!!!

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Miral's Slave
tyledras's Sidekick

"when you talk to someone,it depends on what part of the world your standing in as to how stupid you sound"

[La Luna Unita]

HEEEELLLLL YEAH!!!

*whips off shirt enthusiastically, then stands there blinking when no one joins her*

All right. This is an old tradition at my school. I AM NOW INSTITUTING A SHIRTLESS HOUR!

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"Shall I then weep? I cannot; I have no tears left within me.
I can only throw my body upon the indifferent ground
And let it mourn noiselessly." - Hecuba, from Euripides' Trojan Women